Mayo Max 2027 Calendar | Funny Mayonnaise Wall Calendar | A4
£11.99
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Love mayonnaise? Then you've just found the ultimate calendar.
The Mayo Max 2027 Mayonnaise Calendar is packed with 12 months of colourful artwork, seasonal food puns and cheerful mayo-themed adventures that celebrate everyone's favourite condiment.
Whether you're the sort of person who puts mayonnaise on chips, sandwiches, burgers, pizza (we won't judge), or insists every meal needs "just a little bit more mayo", this calendar was made for you.
Each month features Mayo Max enjoying a brand-new seasonal adventure, complete with playful mayonnaise-inspired jokes including:
- New Year, New Mayo
- Spread the Love
- Egg-cellent One
- Make Time for May-o!
- Get Your Dip On!
- Merry Spread-mas
Alongside the artwork you'll find a spacious monthly planner with room for birthdays, appointments and reminders.
Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift for the biggest mayonnaise lover you know, Mayo Max is guaranteed to spread a little joy every month of the year.
Warning: This calendar is intended for people who believe mayonnaise improves absolutely everything.
Key Features
- 2027 mayonnaise-themed wall calendar
- Features the cheerful Mayo Max character
- 12 hilarious food puns
- A4 portrait format
- Plenty of writing space
- Premium full colour printing
- Wire bound
- Printed in the UK
- FSC-certified paper
- Perfect gift for mayonnaise lovers
Why Mayo Lovers Love It
If you've ever said:
- "Everything tastes better with mayonnaise."
- "Can I have extra mayo?"
- "That's not enough mayo."
...then this calendar belongs on your wall.
Mayo Max celebrates the simple joy of everyone's favourite condiment with bright artwork, cheerful humour and enough mayonnaise jokes to last all year.
Gift It To
Perfect for:
- Mayonnaise lovers
- Food lovers
- Sauce enthusiasts
- Condiment collectors
- Secret Santa gifts
- Birthday presents
- Housewarming gifts
- Kitchen décor
- Office desks
- Anyone who proudly admits they're obsessed with mayo














































